We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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