Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
