Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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