is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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