chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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