You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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