soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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