Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
