Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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