so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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