It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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