I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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