I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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