Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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