Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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