alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Someone signed my nipple.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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