I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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