Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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