no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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