Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..