Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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