Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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