Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
