I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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