And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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