I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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