If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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