first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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