I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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