I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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