we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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