Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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