did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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