STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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