I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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