I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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