P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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