Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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