Who did Billy Mays play for?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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