ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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