you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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