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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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