so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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