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Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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