It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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