Its about making memories worth repressing
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
What a dumb baby whore.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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