Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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