She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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