Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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