i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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