Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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