my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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