There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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