I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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